NOTE: This era of stalking and identity theft mandates that we alter the real names and situation in the following story to protect the innocent while retaining enough story for you to understand its message. For the Absolute Purist - consider this a work of fiction.
While not quite as famous as President Kennedy's weekend football games on the Whitehouse lawn, Darrell loved to get down and dirty while his team trounced the boys from a couple of blocks away. Yep, good ole' Darrell just couldn't let his college glory days wane into distant memories - he was out there every weekend proving himself still the stud of State.
Then there came that rainy day when speedster Darrell was tip toeing down the sideline with the brilliance of the galloping ghost - with the end zone just begging him to enter when something gave and Darrell's attention instantly switched to grabbing the back of his leg.
Two of his buddies helped him into the car and then into his house where the wife almost said, "I told you so." Instead, she knew Darrell was going to need some heat treatment on that painful pull and this was her opportunity to turn the boys game into her gain. For years she had been wanting a Sperti sun lamp to tan herself in the comfort of her own home.
Having done her research well, she already knew that Sperti offers a combined sunlamp and heatlamp called the Tan Master. Opportunity does not knock as often as we would like, so smart Momma put the option straight to Darrell with a question, "Honey, I know you are in pain and you are going to need some serious heat therapy to get past this injury, don't you think it wise to buy yourself a professional heat treatment unit? Sperti has the one you need. It is called the Tan Master."
Darrell approved and his pained muscle was treated and healed somewhat quickly, while Smart Momma got years and years of tanning for her personal pleasure.
